in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
“FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”
a movie scene where the white straight hero is sitting in an interrogation room after being caught by the enemy and a female interrogator walks in and is like “after im done with you you’ll tell me everything you know” and he’s all like “you’re trying to seduce me well it won’t work” and she’s like “wtf no that’s disgusting im just a really good torturer not everything revolves around your fleshy white pogo stick goddamn”
Portal Wallpaper for for you guys :) (Yeah…I have a very small computer and it probably only fits wallpapers for very small computers…sad.)
Moving into haunted houses can be weird.
i stopped studying because of this
what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that
my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.
mine comes in 1:
1) sassy inappropriate sexual insults
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me