"I’ve got to find my sister."
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
Excuse me bitch math is green science is blue
hell no math is blue. science is green. literature is red and social studies is yellow
all of my subjects are red
U ever start watching a movie and immediately think “Wow this has way too many white people.”
If you do,go back the the hole you came from because thats racist
if u actually think that me saying that theres an overabundance of white people in movies is racist then boy do i have some news for u
I get progressively uglier throughout the day
im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble
Quitting school to become a plant who wants to join me we can make a forest